Caged Heat (Part One)

After seeing the trailer for The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, a tongue-in-cheek movie in which Nicolas Cage plays himself in a way that suggests he’s trying to get some money out of his own meme-fication I got really curious about his career. He’s such a polarizing figure in acting, someone who was once well respected, fell victim to online mockery, and has come the other side with a seemingly ironic fanbase. I have to say, for a while, and especially after watching more of his movies, I’ve found myself a fan of Cage’s singular approach to acting. There is simply nobody like him. Here are some thoughts on the movies of his I’ve been watching:

Pig (2021)
The movie works best for me as a meta-text about Cage himself. After seeing the trailer for the upcoming movie in which he plays himself, I got really curious to do a deep dive into Cage’s career, knowing that he’s such a polarizing figure when it comes to acting and has had probably the most fascinating career of any male actor currently working. In that regard, Pig seems like a perfect start to that dive. Not only is Cage asked to deliver a long simmer that does not lead to his usual explosion, but he plays an outcast who seems alienated from high culture sort of by choice and sort of by something bigger. I think everyone will agree that the best scene in the movie comes halfway through, when Cage confronts the fine dining restauranteur with the “none of this is real” monologue. It feels especially pointed coming from Cage, but it’s also a curious sentiment to encounter in a movie that in many ways sets out to subvert expectations and yet in many others fits right in with a certain category of “indie” genre fare. There is something about the color palette, deliberate pacing, and austerity of Pig that feels a little too calculated. Now, when I see many reviews [on] Letterboxd dismiss the movie based on those very things, my contrarian streak does want to come out in defense of it because there really is a very strong emotional core to the movie (dependent, but not exclusively, on Cage’s performance). Still, I think that this sort of meditative filmmaking almost demands plot points that go a little beyond the expected tragic backstories of genre movies. I admire very much what the movie goes for, even if the concoction doesn’t feel quite perfect. 

The Rock (1996)
That right after winning the Oscar for critics-darling drama Leaving Las Vegas Cage decided to become an action star is the first of his many fascinating career moves. He has claimed that he made the turn in order to see if an actor like him could be accepted as an action hero (remember the 90s were closer to the height of Stallone and Schwarzenegger). Obviously Cage had tremendous commercial success as an action star, but is he good at it? Of all his crazy weird performances, I think this might be the weirdest. A couple years after this, he’s doing full crazy ham in Face/Off, but this was the first one, here he’s just supposed to do a “fish-out-of-water” ordinary guy. The closest comparison I can think of career-wise is Bruce Willis in Die Hard, and even then Willis radiates a sort of cool, laid back charisma that makes the performance go down as smoothly as it could. Cage is the completely different. He’s such an intense, aggressive actor that he never looks like he’s not trying as hard as he can to perform an “action star” role. The part’s clearly written for someone like him to play into the out-of-his-depth element, to embrace the nerdy awkwardness of a scientist being put in the middle of a gunfight. But Cage does not want to be a bumbling buffoon, and I don’t think Michael Bay would ever make a movie with a protagonist he thought was fundamentally uncool. Cage tries to go for it, and he comes up with one of the most unrealistic, strange depictions of masculine action hero energy ever. The fact that he’s paired with Sean Connery, one of the most effortlessly intimidating and in-control performers ever only makes the try-hardedness of Cage’s performance even more noticeable. Anyway, the movie’s a lot of fun. That San Francisco chase is just as ridiculous as the one in What’s Up, Doc?

Snake Eyes (1998)
Cage and De Palma sounds like a powerful but potentially catastrophic combination. Almost immediately, it became clear to me that this works, goddammit, and that Cage feels completely at home within the constructs of De Palma’s maximalist style. Let’s compare it to The Rock – directed by an equally maximalist, but stylistically different director – Michael Bay is all about impressionistic images and constant editing that suggests action, excitement, emotion more so than they actually deliver it. De Palma, meanwhile, loves meticulously planned and spectacularly executed tracking shots that go on for minutes at a time. Seeing Cage exist naturally in the world, to see him interact with it in something close to real time in these shots ends up being a huge asset to accepting his particular brand of intensity. It’s not a realistic movie, but neither is The Rock. It helps that Cage is playing a better written character, not a straight-up action hero but a rather unlikeable corrupt cop whose masculine bravado mixes with Cage’s weasel-y performance to create the perfect mix of repellent and magnetic. 

I was enjoying this thriller immensely but somewhere near the last third I started to lose interest and patience with it. I couldn’t point to any particular choice or moment in which the movie lost me – and to be fair it never fully did – but my interest just kinda petered out. It wasn’t until reading more about the production history that I realized that De Palma had envisioned a different, much more appropriate ending for the movie. Darker, more nihilistic, but absolutely at home with the themes of institutional corruption that ascends all the way to the top of the scale. I wish the movie was strong enough in its final version to overcome the knowledge that a more coherent version exists out there, but this really is the case of a masterpiece being ultimately defanged by the studio. Still, the highs are as high as you can ask from Cage and De Palma, both of whom are doing some career-best stuff. 

Adaptation (2002)
I don’t think I’m being presumptuous when I say most people would rate this as Cage’s best performance because this is a case in which consensus seems to pretty much have gotten it right. Cage is the most “otherworldly” of Charlie Kaufman’s protagonists, by which I mean it seems impossible to accept Cage as a random schlub – he is simply too weird. Thus, when he first appears as Charlie in this movie, I sensed something a little put-upon about the performance – his posture, the weight gain, the head piece. Cage is not dissolving into naturalism here, he’s using his intensity in a different direction from usual. He’s running away from “Nicolas Cage loses his shit” territory and instead bottling up and twisting the energy on himself. This becomes clear once Cage appears as Donald in what might be his most enjoyable and disarming performance. He is wearing the same ridiculous wig, and yet he feels so natural, so at ease, so likable. This is a case in which the dual role doesn’t feel like an acting challenge, but a completion of the performance. I don’t think I would fully accept Cage’s interpretation of Charlie without his interpretation of Donald. The screenplay uses Donald as a motive to balance our Charlie’s (both character and writer’s) neurosis. That’s why Cage is unexpectedly perfect for the role: the fact that he can balance himself out with Donald allows him to go fully wound-up and unlikable with Charlie. I think it’s this written-in balancing act that also makes this the performance of his most people are ready to accept as great. 

As for the movie itself, I don’t know if I have much to say that hasn’t been said before. It’s a brilliant deconstruction of the writing process, especially the way in which American commercialism has stripped it of real meaning. I understand that the ending is disappointing on purpose – that Charlie’s screenplay turning into Donald’s screenplay is the whole point – but I tend to agree with those who lament that the movie’s last act doesn’t quite live up to what precedes it. Accepting Will Sloan’s point that it is possible to make a movie just about flowers (because they have, in fact, been made), one has to narrow the movie’s critique to the Hollywood system. So yes, it is impossible to make a movie just about flowers in Hollywood; but even then, like all Hollywood satires made since The Player, the ending of Adaptation ends up feeling like a riff on The Player. 

Con Air (1997)
Like I said when I wrote aboutThe Rock, that movie didn’t need Cage to bring the macho energy he did because his character is supposed to be the nerd who goes on an arc. Connery is the cool one, but Cage wants to prove that he can be an action star and so he delivers one of the most fascinating off-kilter lead performances in a mainstream hollywood blockbuster. Right after this comes Face/Off which is just giving Cage carte blanche to go wherever he wants to go. But right here in the middle we have Con Air, the movie in which Cage IS playing the cool would-be Connery part, where he is the undisputed and unquestionable handsome lead of a massive summer blockbuster. He sports a luscious mane and – except for the ridiculous southern drawl – gives a pretty typical, down-to-earth performance. He is the anchoring force at the center of the movie that lets the supporting cast of character actors ham it up (and what a cast of actors this is! Malkovich! Buscemi! Trejo!) 

I can’t underestimate how fascinating I find it that Cage moved on from the regular-dude-who-steps-up-to-the-challenge role to the totally badass role from one movie to the very next. In many ways, I think the Cage as action hero experiment has never worked better than in this movie. I mean, the movie is absolutely ridiculous, one of the stupidest action blockbusters of the 90s, but also incredibly watchable. This is before CGI and Atlanta warehouses took over for big budget movies, there are real planes, real landscapes, and the real Southwest sky in this movie. The color palette alone makes this look like a freaking work of art in comparison to the digital nightmare of most 2020s releases. At the center of it all is Cage delivering a pretty charming and totally serviceable performance. I wouldn’t go as far as the folks who love Con Air, but I totally get where they’re coming from. It makes sense to prefer blunt, maximalist un-subtlety to whatever passes for clever in most franchise movies. 

2021 Oscar Nomination Predictions

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Old habits die hard, let’s see how this goes…

Best Picture
Being the Ricardos
Belfast
CODA
Don’t Look Up
Dune
King Richard
Licorice Pizza
The Power of the Dog
Tick, Tick… Boom!
West Side Story

Director
Paul Thomas Anderson (Licorice Pizza)
Jane Campion (The Power of the Dog)
Ryusuke Hamaguchi (Drive My Car)
Steven Spielberg (West Side Story)
Denis Villeneuve (Dune)

Actor in Leading Role
Benedict Cumberbatch (The Power of the Dog)
Leonardo DiCaprio (Don’t Look Up)
Andrew Garfield (Tick, Tick… Boom!)
Will Smith (King Richard)
Denzel Washington (The Tragedy of Macbeth)

Actress in a Leading Role
Olivia Colman (The Lost Daughter)
Alana Haim (Licorice Pizza)
Nicole Kidman (Being the Ricardos)
Emilia Jones (CODA)
Lady Gaga (House of Gucci)

Actor in a Supporting Role
Ben Affleck (The Tender Bar)
Ciaran Hinds (Belfast)
Troy Kotsur (CODA)
Jesse Plemons (The Power of the Dog)
Kodi Smit-McPhee (The Power of the Dog)

Actress in a Supporting Role
Catriona Balfe (Belfast)
Ariana DeBose (West Side Story)
Kirsten Dunst (The Power of the Dog)
Aunjanue Ellis (King Richard)
Ruth Negga (Passing)

Original Screenplay
Being the Ricardos
Belfast
Don’t Look Up
King Richard
Licorice Pizza

Adapted Screenplay
CODA
Dune
The Lost Daughter
The Power of the Dog
West Side Story

Animated Feature
Encanto
Flee
Luca
The Mitchells vs. the Machines
Raya and the Last Dragon

Documentary Feature
Attica
Flee
Procession
The Rescue
Summer of Soul

International Feature
Drive My Car (Japan)
Flee (Denmark)
The Hand of God (Italy)
A Hero (Iran)
The Worst Person in the World (Norway)

Cinematography
Dune
Nightmare Alley
The Power of the Dog
The Tragedy of Macbeth
West Side Story

Production Design
Dune
The French Dispatch
Nightmare Alley
The Tragedy of Macbeth
West Side Story

Costume Design
Cruella
Dune
House of Gucci
Nightmare Alley
West Side Story

Editing
Belfast
Don’t Look Up
Dune
Licorice Pizza
No Time to Die

Original Score
Don’t Look Up
Dune
Encanto
The French Dispatch
The Power of the Dog

Original Song
“Be Alive” (King Richard)
“Dos Oruguitas” (Encanto)
“Down to Joy” (Belfast)
“Just Look Up” (Don’t Look Up)
“No Time to Die” (No Time to Die)

Sound
Belfast
Dune
No Time to Die
Tick, Tick… Boom!
West Side Story

Makeup and Hair
Coming 2 America
Cruella
Dune
The Eyes of Tammy Faye
House of Gucci

Visual Effects
Dune
Godzilla vs. Kong
The Matrix Resurrections
No Time to Die
Spider-Man: No Way Home

The Best Movies of 2021

It’s that time of the year! Sajda and I recorded an episode of Movie Marriage in which we talked about our favorite movies of the past year, so you can listen to that below. Otherwise, here are some written thoughts on my personal favorites.

Memoria
I have seen a few film critics put Memoria in the middle of their top 10 lists for the year and I have been simply puzzled. I just can’t fathom how you can watch this movie, like it, and not conclude that it is the most transcendent experience you’ve had watching a movie this year. How can you put this at number 4, 6, or 8? Only the top of the list seems appropriate. Tilda Swinton plays a British woman in Colombia who wakes up in the middle of the night having heard a loud bang that apparently came out of nowhere. She spends the rest of the movie wandering around trying to figure out exactly what is going on inside (or perhaps outside?) her head. Answers are suggested but not confirmed. Instead, the movie opens up a series of questions about difference between experiencing something and remembering that experience. About how the senses, the mind, and the body all exist in relation to our environment, our past, and our future. Without getting into spoilers, the movie’s profound centerpiece involves Swinton meeting a lonely man whose ability to remember has pushed him toward the edges of society. It is all very artsy and slow, but also very silly, and often pretty funny. That is one of the great talents of director Apichatpong Weerasethakul, an art-house staple who is making his first movie outside of his native Thailand, where he has felt increasingly unwelcome since the military dictatorship took over almost a decade ago. South America – and Colombia in particular – is the perfect place outside of Thailand for the director to continue telling stories where past and present are in constant communication with each other.I have said this many times before and I will say it again: I just love the fact that Apichatpong so thoroughly understands that the ridiculous and profound are often the same thing.

Licorice Pizza
There’s been quite a bit of controversy regarding the age difference between the characters in the film. Cooper Hoffman plays Gary, a 15 year-old who is already growing out of his child-star career and seeks to turn himself into an entrepreneur. Alana Haim plays Alana, a young woman who the movie suggests is 25 years old and has no idea what to do with her aimless life. Disregarding the fact that the romance in the movie is incredibly chaste, let alone the small hints the movie gives that Alana might be younger than she says she is, the discourse around the age gap has been quite exhausting. It’s not that the movie disregards the fact that Gary is a minor, nor is it that the movie is about grooming and Alana is a bad person. The movie seems to begin from the boyish fantasy of imagining what would happen if the older babysitter you have a crush on would reciprocate your affections. What make the movie so special is that writer-director Paul Thomas Anderson goes beyond adolescent fantasy and tries to imagine the kind of woman who might actually find herself in such a position. Alana is the main character of the movie, and her overwhelming frustration with the ways things are going (or not going) in her life draws her to this slick, young charlatan who plays the part of having his shit together. Along with Phantom Thread and Punch-Drunk Love before it, the movie is another great entry in Anderson’s canon of incredibly romantic but also kind of fucked up relationships.

Days
I am glad I got to see Days on the big screen this summer, and I am glad I was under a certain influence when I did. The movie opens with a five minute static shot of Lee Kang-sheng staring out a window as it rains. After a few minutes of fascination, I found myself synchronizing my breathing with Lee’s. I don’t know if you’ve ever had the experience of breathing in unison with someone else, but it is an incredibly powerful and emotional experience. I first experienced its full power during acting class, when my scene partner and I couldn’t quite get into the scene and our teacher told us to embrace each other and start breathing together. It’s a quick, effective, and powerful way of establishing a connection. I had never had an experience like that watching a movie. By the time the movie cut to its second shot – about five minutes into the movie – it landed like with the level of shock most plot twists can only dream of achieving. As the movie goes on, we follow Lee (who is a longtime collaborator of director Tsai Ming-Liang) as he tries to deal with some sort of chronic back pain. We intercut this with a young man played by Anong Houngheuangsy as he goes about making dinner. The meditative, mundane, and entrancing rhythm of the movie is broken when the two men finally interact with one another, and what seemed like a melancholy, lonely movie becomes uncommonly intimate. This centerpiece is followed by a rather melodramatic gesture (for Tsai standards, as the most on-the-nose moment in this movie would be the subtlest of almost any other) that struck me as a little simple upon first viewing, but has grown on me ever since. The movie is presented without subtitles (there is barely any dialogue). The universality of sound and vision without words builds the perfect bridge from mundane life to hyper-reality, building towards an ending that touches – in its own way – the immense sentimentality of the best Charlie Chaplin movies. Not coincidentally, this moment of connection is scored with the theme to Chaplin’s Limeight – another movie about the tender meeting of two weary people.

The Matrix Resurrections
I saw this back-to-back with the latest Spider-Man movie, and the contrast in each movie’s relationship to the profitable nostalgia that led to their making in the first place couldn’t have been starker. Spider-Man mines our associations with older (and better) incarnations of the character in order to inject emotion into an impersonal, corporate, soulless franchise. Meanwhile, as she mourned the passing of her parents, Lana Wachowski found solace in the idea of revisiting Neo and Trinity. After almost ten year of pressure from Warner Brothers, it was the reunion of these characters that made her agree to direct a fourth Matrix movie. The result is a movie that fits in the recent trend of “legacy sequels” in which a younger character, often a “fan” of the originals, picks up on the legacy of the main characters – see: Tron, Star Wars, Blade Runner. Only this movie ends up being a critique rather than a continuation of this trend. Not only that, but does this by following the themes laid out in the Matrix sequels to their logical conclusion and becomes an essential addition to the series.

There’s so much to dig into in this incredibly dense movie, but let’s touch on a few things. For example, the way in which this new “matrix” is different form the one we were introduced to in 1999. Neo isn’t stuck at a dead-end job alienated from the world but not knowing what is going on. This time he’s on top of the world – a successful video game creator – yet he still feels deeply depressed and disconnected. Not only is the world keeping him in his place, it is squeezing him for all his worth. An even more obvious metaphor for being a human battery, an even better way of depicting the all-consuming crush of late capitalism in the digital age. The wild west internet of 99, full of possibilities for hackers and weirdos, has given place to a digital police state run by giant corporations.

There’s more, of course. The movie doubles down on the original trilogy’s ideas that love and imagination are the key to liberation – that imagining a better world is not only possible but necessary. At the same time, it rejects the binary between good and evil and continues on the bittersweet ending of Matrix Revolutions by showing the ways in which Neo’s sacrifice both changed and didn’t change the relationship between humans and machines. If that wasn’t enough, this is also Lana Wachowki’s first movie without the collaboration of her sister, and it’s a all about how the power to disrupt the matrix doesn’t lie in any “one” person, but in the connection between Neo and Trinity. This movie is a clever commentary on franchise fatigue, a blunt but dense sci-fi epic, and a sweeping love story. You can’t find a major studio blockbuster more personal than this. Why people seem to prefer the spider movie is beyond me.

Heard She Got Married
The Matt Farley-Charlie Roxburgh collaboration is one of the most exciting in independent cinema these days. I am talking true independence cinema here, not big stars pretending to slum it with slightly lower budgets. This is shot in our backyards for as little money as possible with a cast made up of family and friends independent. The way in which Farley, Roxburgh, and their familiar list of collaborators are able to spin inventive, hilarious, inspiring tales despite their logistical limitations is one of the great joys in my personal movie watching. I just discovered their movies last year during the pandemic, when Farley’s auto-biographical Local Legends (2013) touched me like very few movies have before. It is the story of a struggling artist who – like Farley himself – has found a way to make a living writing novelty songs and putting them on streaming services. It is a testament to how frustrating it can be to make art that people are not interested in, but how life wouldn’t be worth living without creativity. Heard She Got Married plays like that movie’s darker cousin. Dropped on VOD with little warning, the new movie sees Farley play another musician, this time a middle-aged man who has come to his hometown loaded with youthful memories and regrets. Along the way he encounters old flames, old enemies, and a mysterious mailman. The movie is a major step for Farley and Roxburgh as filmmakers. Like their previous work, it is full of delightfully ornate lines and ridiculous situations, but it also goes into a much darker, borderline cynical, places than anything they’ve done before. We are living through tough times, so it was wonderful to see two of my favorite filmmakers be able to embrace the darkness that surrounds us while retaining what makes their work so delightful.

The French Dispatch
I have already written two reactions to the latest movie from Wes Anderson, so I would like to use this space to dig into something I mentioned in my initial entry: the nuances in the way the three main narrators relate to the story they are covering, and how these relationships paint a far more critical and cynical view of journalism than the superficial “ode to the New Yorker” read on the movie would suggest.

The first one sees Tilda Swinton playing a farcical art critic/historian who not only documents the story of the tortured painter played by Benicio Del Toro, but entangles herself with him romantically, and retells his story not only the pages of the Dispatch but in a ridiculous public lecture. The seeming frivolity and looseness of Swinton’s presentation is almost shocking when juxtaposed with Del Toro’s deeply wounded and haunted artist. His might be the most moving and haunting performance in the movie – drained and wounded to a degree the actor hasn’t quite shown before. This section of the movie – probably my favorite – is all about art being commodified, including by the very magazine Anderson seems to be celebrating.

The middle section is the trickiest one for me to love, as Frances McDormand’s rugged American practicality clashes against the Romanticism of the young French revolutionaries. I wonder if Anderson, a Texan who is clearly more comfortable bottling emotions in simmering pain than with histrionic explosions sees something about his homeland in the experienced detachment of the McDormand character – who really seems to see no discrepancy in sleeping with her subject and maintaining journalistic neutrality. Her approach is quite paternalistic, justifying her corrections of the manifesto, her ideas of adulthood and proper behavior, and her meddling because these are just kids. Anderson’s politics in this sequence are sketchy, but there is something very poignant about ending the segment with Chalamet’s poem scoring his motorcycle ride into oblivion followed by McDormand quietly typing in a barely furnished office.

Finally, the third segment sees quite a different approach. Jeffrey Wright’s character – the lonely expat – is the narrator less eager to get embroiled in the events of the story he is re-telling. This is clear in the framing device where the story has been transformed into a parlor trick, and is made most poignant in the revelation – in one of the movie’s most moving scenes – that Wright has omitted the part of the story that implicates him the most. The connection he shares with Lt. Nescafier in that moment, the longing they share as people who have abandoned their homelands looking for something they might never find, is undeniable. Why doesn’t he want to put it in the story? Is it too much to take? Does he not see its profundity, or perhaps being in the middle of it, takes it for granted? I wonder if he is too aware of the way moments in a person’s life are transformed when turned into words printed in a magazine. Incredulity, perhaps, that the experience described could be captured into words. Or a fear that it will simply be the perfect ending to a nice parlor trick.



Memories from the Future

Tilda Swinton in Memoria, Vampira in Plan 9 from Outer Space

Despite winning *only* the jury prize at Cannes, Memoria was the critical hit of the festival. Directed by Thai filmmaker Apichatpong Weerasethakul, the movie takes place in Colombia and stars Tilda Swinton as a woman who is woken up in the middle of the night by a loud, mysterious thud. Throughout the movie she tries to discover the nature of this unidentifiable noise, often failing to put into words – not least because her mastery of Spanish is limited – the one the thing that she can’t get out of her head. It is one of the most transportive experiences I’ve had in a movie theater, which is even more appreciated after a year of being stuck watching movies in my apartment. While Memoria is the kind of art house movie where the experience of watching it is more important than any plot details, I wouldn’t want to spoil some of the surprises that await in the film’s latter half. For the purposes of this essay I will only say that late into the movie, we are presented with the possibility that the answers that the main character has been seeking could come from both the past and the future simultaneously. 

I thought of this contradiction while watching Plan 9 from Outer Space last night. Both the movies and the experience of watching them couldn’t have been more different. I saw Memoria at the New York Film Festival’s Alice Tully Hall – which may very well be the biggest non-IMAX screen in New York. Both Apichatpong and Swinton were in attendance, and answered questions for a raptured audience after the screening. In comparison, I watched Plan 9 in the comfort of my bed, in a standard definition transfer, for free, on Tubi, where its 70 minute run time was sporadically interrupted by commercial breaks. Still, I thought of Memoria almost as soon as the movie started, when the Amazing Criswell (a celebrity psychic of the fifties) addresses the audience and gives a convoluted, borderline nonsensical monologue that makes it impossible to decipher if what we’re about to see is a re-enactment of events that took place in the past, or a prediction of events that will take place in the future. And so, I found myself watching a movie by one of the most ridiculed filmmakers of the 20th century, and thinking of it as a distant relative to a movie by one of the most revered filmmakers of the 21st.

For those unfamiliar, Plan 9 from Outer Space was directed by Edward D. Wood, Jr. – also known as Ed Wood and immortalized in the Tim Burton movie of the same name. Wood is most famous for having been canonized as the worst filmmaker of all time and Plan 9 – which was also canonized as the worst film of all time- is his “masterpiece.” The movie’s plot, as far as there is one, centers around an alien invasion of earth that seeks to destroy humanity by re-animating corpses (the film’s original title was Grave Robbers from Outer Space.) Most of the movie takes place in a cheap cemetery set where the tombstones are made of thin cardboard, but it occasionally cuts to scenes of plastic alien saucers showing their strings as they fly over Los Angeles, or to stock footage of the late Bella Lugosi walking around and looking sad. Anyone who watches the movie will find the craftsmanship to be nakedly amateurish. There is no continuity of space, time, or action in any of the scenes. The sheer ineptitude of the filmmaking made the movie a “so bad it’s good classic,” but there are some, like me, who find a strange, hypnotic beauty in it.

One such person is film critic Will Sloan, who in a recent episode of this podcast Michael & Us, describes the movie as embodying a distorted dream version of Hollywood. Ed Wood, a bottom-feeder who could barely scrape a budget together to make movies so inept even B-level producers looked down upon them, directs a cast made of has-beens and wannabes who, like him, are both adjacent and far remove from Hollywood glamour. The cheapness, ineptitude, and strangeness gives the movie a “boulevard of broken dreams” aesthetic that provides the best embodiment of Hollywood’s dark subconscious this side of David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive. In that same podcast, Sloan praises Wood and his movie for upending certain expectations. A fifties B-movie about an alien invasion could be a simple heroes and villains proposition, but Wood complicates the alien villains by revealing they have come to Earth in order to prevent humanity from inventing a bomb that will detonate the sun itself and destroy the entire universe (the details of how such a bomb could work are laid out incomprehensibly in one of the films most delightful sequences). Tellingly, when confronted by this fact, the rugged army pilot who’s been serving as the hero of the story cannot see how this wouldn’t make America an even more powerful Nation, then punches the alien leader for calling him stupid. Throughout the movie, the everyday Americans encounter a number of unprecedented manifestations. Flying saucers, yes, but also light beams made up of a force that is neither hot nor cold, and a type of metal that makes a sound unlike anything they’ve ever heard. Instead of being curious about these otherworldly novelties, they can only think of them as threatening their own American superiority. In a way, they’re not so distant from the people who watch Plan 9 and cannot see past the clumsy cardboard sets and shoddy editing. 

The canonization of Plan 9 and Ed Wood started with a 1980 book titled The Golden Turkey Awards. It was written by the Medved brothers, who in the late 70s and early 80s, made a career for themselves by talking about and ridiculing what they thought were the worst movies ever made. Their books are, by all accounts, pretty terrible. Their understanding of what makes a good or bad movie is, as Will Sloan wrote in an essay, “stubbornly middlebrow and middle-class.” In their list of the worst movies ever made, you are as likely to find cheap ineptitudes like Plan 9 as you are revered masterpieces like Alain Resnais’s Last Year at Marienbad or Sergei Eisenstein’s Ivan the Terrible. It is not hard to imagine a Medved book in which Memoria, as obtuse an arthouse film as they get, is included. This makes me think that my connection between the two movies isn’t as far-fetched as I initially thought. What is so frustrating about people like the Mevdeds (like those who run the Razzie awards or many who host “bad movie” podcasts) is that they reject anything that feels different, new, or weird. Plan 9 might have been canonized by people who wanted only to make fun of it, but it only got to that place after being discovered by young kids who caught it on late night television and didn’t know quite what to make of its bizarre otherworldliness. People who didn’t feel their own superiority threatened when they encountered a movie that looked and sounded like no other.

Memoria, like Plan 9, is surprising and ridiculous, often at the same time. This is one of the qualities I love most about Apichatpong Weerasethakul as a director. While his movies deal with life, and death, and the mysteries of the world in meditative, often profound, fashion, they are also pretty funny. His masterpiece Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives features both a hairy big-foot type creature and a princess who has sex with a fish, and that doesn’t stop it from being a transcendent meditation on Thailand’s violent past. Similarly, Memoria is imbued with the dark history of South America and bizarre jokes in equal measure. One of the film’s best scenes, in which the protagonist struggles to describe the exact nature of the sound she keeps hearing, is a not-so-distant relative of the scenes in Plan 9 where the foolish protagonists try to describe their encounter with alien force, or the aforementioned ridiculous description of how this mythical solar bomb works. Apichatpong seems to understand that profundity and absurdity are basically the same thing. With this in mind, I leave you with Plan 9‘s opening narration, delivered by the Amazing Criswell, and the first indication that what I was about to watch would be something special…

Greetings, my friends! We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friends; future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable; that is why you are here. And now for the first time we are bringing to you the full story of what happened on that faithful day. We are giving you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimonies of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places, my friends, we can not keep this a secret any longer; let us punish the guilty, let us reward the innocent. My friends, can your heart stand the shocking facts about the grave robbers from outer space?

Trilogy of Trilogies: The Star Wars Prequels (for Alternate Ending)

I’m writing a three-part series for ‘Alternate Ending‘ exploring blockbuster movies of the 2000s. It’s a trilogy about trilogies! This is the last entry in the series, which previously covered The Lord of the Rings and The Matrix.

It’s hard to think of a movie (or series of movies) that has been analyzed, criticized, and reconsidered more widely and thoroughly in recent years than the Star Wars prequels (with the exception, perhaps, of The Last Jedi.) The degree to which the internet has dedicated itself to discuss George Lucas’s prequel trilogy since The Phantom Menace came out in 1999 is, frankly, ridiculous; but it’s also catnip for a series about the great movie trilogies of the 2000s. So far, we’ve looked at The Lord of the Rings and The Matrix movies, and in both cases I’ve approached them both as important historical artifacts and as examples of great, idiosyncratic blockbuster filmmaking. All of this gets a little trickier when talking about the prequels. As far as the filmmaking is concerned, I can hardly make a coherent case – not because there’s no art to be found in them (they are, at the very least, very “idiosyncratic” movies), but because the conversation about the artistic quality of the movies has reached a point in which everything has been said from every angle and ad nauseam. The historical case is easier to make. The prequels mark an incredibly influential step in the development of both computer generated effects and the use of digital cameras, both of which are cornerstones of Hollywood filmmaking in the 2020s. Even more remarkable, though, is the historical importance of the way in which the movies were received by movie-goers, fans, and the culture at large. The response to these movies may very well be the most important shift in film culture form the 20th to the 21st Century. The story of how George Lucas went from being perceived as a creative genius to an out-of-touch eccentric, a story that ended with Lucas willingly selling his creation to one of the biggest media conglomerates, encapsulates the trajectory of American blockbuster filmmaking almost too perfectly.

A recapitulation of events is probably unnecessary, but for formality’s sake, let me do a brief synopsis of the history of one George Walton Lucas Jr. As an up-and-coming filmmaker in the early seventies, Lucas tried to leverage the goodwill he had amassed for directing the very successful American Graffiti to finance a science fiction movie that was meant to be an homage to the space opera serials of his youth. The result was a little movie called Star Warswhich not only became a huge hit, but the highest grossing movie of all time. Though the movie was distributed by 20th Century Fox, Lucas retained the rights to the film, which allowed him to become extremely rich by making two sequels (and thus cementing the idea of the “trilogy” as an ideal form for epic cinematic storytelling), and more importantly, by selling lots and lots of merchandise. By the mid-nineties, the centrality of Star Wars in the cultural discourse had subsided, but a visionary Lucas, encouraged by the development of computer generated visual effects, decided to write and direct a “prequel” trilogy, depicting the backstory that leads into his original trilogy. These movies were huge commercial successes, but critical disappointments… to say the least.

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Trilogy of Trilogies: The Matrix (for Alternate Ending)

I’m writing a three-part series for ‘Alternate Ending‘ exploring blockbuster movies of the 2000s. It’s a trilogy about trilogies! A new entry comes out the first Thursday of the month from now until June.

“To be concluded.” These are the words that close out The Matrix Reloaded, and for this series – in which I argue for the 2000s as the peak of blockbuster cinema – they are invaluable. That the Wachowki sisters chose “concluded” instead of the more traditional “continued” is proof they saw trilogies as a distinct form of storytelling: one that allowed for larger ambition than a single movie, but was still designed to tell a finite story. A form of storytelling that was designed to end. This common denominator among the trilogies of this time period is also one of their greatest strengths. Compared to the franchise blockbusters of the 2010s, which are designed to continue on endlessly, these self-contained trilogies feel like the height of idiosyncratic, auteurist filmmaking. With that in mind, the case of the Matrix movies is particularly interesting as it stands alone among its peers for not being based on pre-existing material. In theory, this should have given the Wachowkis the freedom to steer their ship according to their own interests and expectations. In reality, the Matrix sequels were not only received with deep disappointment, but their infamous reception played a key role in ushering away the golden age of blockbuster trilogies.

When The Matrix hit hard and became an instant phenomenon in early 1999. The story of a computer hacker who leads a rebellion after discovering he’s been living in a simulation run by oppressive machines couldn’t have come out at a better point in time. Coming amidst the first internet boom, and on the eve of Y2K, the only thing that was more exciting than The Matrix‘s prescience was its incredible action sequences. Borrowing heavily from hong kong action cinema of the previous decades, it was a mix of martial arts brawls, maximalist shoot-outs, and “bullet time” set pieces that turned The Matrix into one of the most influential action movies in Hollywood history. Sequels were a no-brainer, but when The Matrix Reloaded arrived in Spring 2003, it was met with dubious disappointment. David Edelstein of Salon said the movie was “as messy and flat-footed as its predecessor is nimble and shapely.” Nathan Rabin of the A. V. Club lamented the Wachowskis were “so enthralled by the convoluted mythology of their own private universe that they’ve lost touch with its human core.”* Some reviewers held up hope for the third installment, but by the time The Matrix Revolutions concluded the trilogy that Fall, all hope had been lost. If Reloaded was too convoluted, Revolutions was an outright failure. Writing for the Los Angeles Times, Manohla Dargis wondered: “How did something that started out so cool get so dorky?”

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Innocent Bystanders

About Endlessness
dir. Roy Andersson

Bad Trip
dir. Kitao Sakurai

There’s a scene in Roy Andersson’s new movie About Endlessness set at a fish market in which a man – who we infer must be a husband, an ex lover, or in some way connected – slaps a woman across the face. The people who surround them, both buyers and sellers, are paralyzed by this shocking event. They don’t understand what is happening, and more importantly, they don’t know what to do about it. Their inability to react allows the man to keep slapping the woman repeatedly. What seems like an eternity goes by until someone finally steps up and restrains the attacker. It’s a disturbing scene that captures the latent despair of everyday life.

Roy Andersson has always been very good at using duration in his movies. Ever since his 2000 movie Songs from the Second Floor he has been working within a very particular style. His movies are made up of seemingly unrelated vignettes that play out like a droll, deadpan, and sad version of sketch comedy. His characters are all covered in pale white makeup, looking more like corpses than living humans, and they move through a drab, monochromatic version of Sweden where life is engulfed by a thick cloud of existential dread. These movies are usually funny. Or at least, I found them funny. The scene in his 2007 movie You the Living n which a man announces then fails to perform the trick of pulling a tablecloth without breaking any of the cups and plates sitting on it remains one of the hardest I’ve laughed during a movie. This vignette represents Andersson’s work perfectly, not only because it’s a brilliant use of comedic timing (proof of Andersson’s preoccupation with duration) but because the laughter is tinged with the depressive melancholy that underlines Andersson’s work and worldview: not only does the man fail to perform the trick, but he will be judged and sentenced for it.

His latest movie, About Endlessness, which premiered at the Venice Film Festival back in 2019 and is finally being released in the U. S., struck me as the most depressive yet. It is the only one of his movies that I would not describe as a comedy. Not even a black comedy. There are plenty of scenes that poke at the norms of society, but even these scenes come across as even more pathetic and tragic than usual. One of the funnier scenes in the movie sees a man who goes to the dentist but refuses to get local anesthesia because of his fear of needles, then when the doctor tries to perform the operation the man wails in pain at the slightest touch of the drill. It is funny, but the visceral dread is too real to laugh. In previous movies, Andersson has included the odd scene that introduces a certain tenderness and warmth within the drabness. The closest we have to such a scene in About Endlessness comes when we see a trio of young women dance to an upbeat song hoping to impress some young men sitting at a table nearby. It’s a fun moment, but the song ends and the boys remain there, sitting. The moment passes. Nobody moves. Never before had I felt so unable to laugh during an Andersson movie, not even at the funniest parts.

In terms of duration, the length and the amount of incident in each of Andersson’s vignettes really stood out to me with this new movie. It’s not that his previous vignettes were particularly complex (they’re usually made up of one joke and play with duration, repetition, and extension of the joke in order to be more or less funny), but in this one the amount of things that happen in each vignette is minimal, almost non-existent. Throughout the movie a narrator tells us about things that she has seen: “I saw a man who lost his way”, for example, then we get a glimpse of the man and the situation. A lot of the time that glimpse is minimal. The shot can last for two or three minutes with nothing really happening in it. What’s more, all these events are all presented equally regardless of the degree of tragedy on display: being ignored by an old friend, feeling pain at the doctor’s office, or witnessing the murder of your own child are all flattened into sameness. Not only does the narrator act as an omniscient witness and recounter of these events, but almost all vignettes feature witnesses within – people standing to the sides who watch all of the injustices play out. From the trivial to the catastrophic, the presence of witnesses seems to be as tragic, if not more, than the events themselves.

As soon as I noticed this, my mind went to another recently released movie: the comedy Bad Trip, which seems to have been a hit for Netflix and stars the offbeat comedian Eric Andre. What I had seen of Andre’s adult swim show and stand-up special was the kind of boisterous, random, and surreal comedy that isn’t usually my thing, so I was both surprised and delighted by how much I loved Bad Trip. The conceit of the movie is that it was filmed as a hidden camera exercise. Andre plays a loser who teams up with his best friend (played by the always delightful Lil Rel Howery) to go on a cross-country trip from Florida to New York and reconnect with his childhood crush. Unknowingly, they are being followed by Howery’s vengeful sister, an ex-con played by Tiffany Haddish. This very simple conceit serves as the spine that allows the movie to detour into a series of hidden camera pranks that make up the real substance of the movie.

Getting drunk and projectile vomiting at a rodeo bar, getting your penis stuck in a finger trap, and being attacked by a gorilla at the zoo are some of the very gross, very funny pranks the movie forces unsuspecting real life people to witness. What is interesting is that throughout all the crassness, the people interacting with Andre and co. do not behave in the way that Andersson’s zombified by-standers do. A lot of the time, they go along with the characters’ ridiculous needs, and no matter how grotesque the prank, there’s always at least one person who steps up to help, take control, de-escalate the situation, and make sure everyone is alright. It is an unexpectedly heart-warming element to what is essentially a gross-out comedy, and I wonder if the filmmakers – Andre who co-wrote and produced and director Kitao Sakurai – were expecting this kind of behavior when they set out to film the project. The fact that the simple every day humanity on display comes naturally, unrehearsed, and seemingly at random lifts the spirit in a way that purposely heartwarming movies like the garbage that gets nominated for Oscars year after year simply cannot achieve. That it comes in such a tasteless, hilarious package makes the whole thing even more effective.

So how do we reconcile these two movies – both of which i think are very good? If Andersson’s vision of the world is a reflection of personal depression, it would be deeply ungenerous to invalidate it. I am not personally a depressive – at least not in a diagnosed clinical sense – but I have looked at the state of the world and felt a lot of despair lately. It is hard to see all the horrible things going on, let alone how little effort is being put by the powers that be to solve anything, and not feel like even darker days lie ahead. Still, in my personal day to day life I am able to wake up every day. I have the opportunity to be with people I love, to do things that make me feel happy, and to embark in projects that – no matter how trivial – I find rewarding. The contradiction in my life causes me much more distress and dissonance than the contradiction between the two movies, but they are related. And while I can’t fully reconcile all of these thoughts, I think the bystanders are essential to understanding them.

Let me go back to the first scene I described in this essay. After such a disturbing experience watching this man slap the woman again and again, the tension is finally released when someone steps up and takes action. In Bad Trip, the cringe comedy inherent to a prank that being pulled without people’s knowledge is also deflated by the real people who decide to act with conviction and warmth. This goes a step further when the credits roll and we see footage of the real life people learning that they had been on a hidden camera all along. The relief, the smiles, the laughter are immense. It is the elated feeling of control, of being able to take action, of feeling that things are possible. That’s the feeling that is absent in About Endlessness and that feels absent in so much of contemporary life. Whether Bad Trip is a mere exercise in manufacturing this feeling or proof that action and wellness are possible in our world, I’m afraid, won’t be answered any time soon.